Bachpan me everyone told me,Beta padhai duniya me sabse important hai.
Ek baar board exam me 95% se zyada score kar lo,bas phir to aish hi aish hai.
I was a so called "nerd" ,with no history of backlogs and girlfriends ,not even girl friends.I didnt know the concept of dressing up and looking good.And I looked like a potato.
To start with,in my boards i was in top 5 ,district toppers.96.25%, still ended up getting few regrets,like-
(REGRET NO. 1) -"I should have given few more examples in the pulley problems in Physics"
(REGRET NO. 2) -"English ke essay me 5-6 lines aur chipkaane the yaar"
This was my mom-
"Aree Arun to baut smart hai.Padhta nahi hai zyada,Spark hai usme,waise upset tha baut,wo 98.725% expect kar raha tha"
I have two things to say about it-
1.I dont have spark,i worked literally my ass off.I am not at all intelligent ,i worked like,may be donkeys(I resemble them a lot,i look like one of them too)
2.My topic of research is how she calculated that expected percentage,more specifically the digits after decimal.
Frankly speaking she was loving this phase of showing it off.And well it worked,Aunties from society were jealous and mission accomplished!
Engineering me admission ke lie i got the second best college.I ended up getting regret(REGRET NO. 3) because it was not the best college.
I topped my first internals and it was all going well,
but i had regret about not starting a project in first sem(REGRET NO.4)
untill that day,a girl walked in,
Name-Shreya Sharma,She is so pretty
Mobile number-Bhai kaise bhi dila do,She is so pretty
Reason for late admission-I dont care,She is so pretty
Everything else- while(any damn situation)
{
printf("She is so pretty")
}
It was the first time my deeply embedded wings to fly in the sky of love were coming out.
And guess what she asked for my notes on July 12th,around 1:05 pm.
"Can you give me your notes,i know internals baut paas hai,but you are topper Arun"
"Arrey Shreya,Relax!! sab le lo..mai padh lunga please"
"Tumko problem ni hogi na,sachhi me?"
"No ways,muchhi me!!"
omgf!!!!I had to do something to take my steps further.and the moment came,
My room mate was sleeping.I remember he puts something on his face and it smells good.
I opened his drawer,and there it was-"Fair and Handsome"
And this process went on.The moment mai Fair and handsome lagaata tha,i use to feel,next morning Shreya is also looking at me.Yes,i knew -Fair and Handsome is precious..its godly..its divine.
The search history of my browser changed from-"Java online tutorial" to "How to look handsome in 7 days".
"I know she likes me,par andar se"
"Aaj she shared her lunch with me,she likes me?"
"Bhai teko kya lagta hai,she likes me kya"
"5 tubes of Fair and Handsome"
"5 sets of new clothes"
"Ye wale hair gel se baal mast set ho jaata hai"
"Internal exams over"
I failed in 3 subjects.
"Its just an internal.And now there is a new product i have to buy,"Fair and Handsome++"-brings the macho out of you."
A beautiful evening in college and i was walking in the park, and then,
Beautiful Shreya was kissing Handsome Ritvik.
Well....thats the end.stop imagining me in the situation and the story afterwards :p
Its been 7 years now.Any regrets???
NO.NO REGRETS!
And yes,i still use Fair and Handsome.
Ek baar board exam me 95% se zyada score kar lo,bas phir to aish hi aish hai.
I was a so called "nerd" ,with no history of backlogs and girlfriends ,not even girl friends.I didnt know the concept of dressing up and looking good.And I looked like a potato.
To start with,in my boards i was in top 5 ,district toppers.96.25%, still ended up getting few regrets,like-
(REGRET NO. 1) -"I should have given few more examples in the pulley problems in Physics"
(REGRET NO. 2) -"English ke essay me 5-6 lines aur chipkaane the yaar"
This was my mom-
"Aree Arun to baut smart hai.Padhta nahi hai zyada,Spark hai usme,waise upset tha baut,wo 98.725% expect kar raha tha"
I have two things to say about it-
1.I dont have spark,i worked literally my ass off.I am not at all intelligent ,i worked like,may be donkeys(I resemble them a lot,i look like one of them too)
2.My topic of research is how she calculated that expected percentage,more specifically the digits after decimal.
Frankly speaking she was loving this phase of showing it off.And well it worked,Aunties from society were jealous and mission accomplished!
Engineering me admission ke lie i got the second best college.I ended up getting regret(REGRET NO. 3) because it was not the best college.
I topped my first internals and it was all going well,
but i had regret about not starting a project in first sem(REGRET NO.4)
untill that day,a girl walked in,
Name-Shreya Sharma,She is so pretty
Mobile number-Bhai kaise bhi dila do,She is so pretty
Reason for late admission-I dont care,She is so pretty
Everything else- while(any damn situation)
{
printf("She is so pretty")
}
It was the first time my deeply embedded wings to fly in the sky of love were coming out.
And guess what she asked for my notes on July 12th,around 1:05 pm.
"Can you give me your notes,i know internals baut paas hai,but you are topper Arun"
"Arrey Shreya,Relax!! sab le lo..mai padh lunga please"
"Tumko problem ni hogi na,sachhi me?"
"No ways,muchhi me!!"
omgf!!!!I had to do something to take my steps further.and the moment came,
My room mate was sleeping.I remember he puts something on his face and it smells good.
I opened his drawer,and there it was-"Fair and Handsome"
And this process went on.The moment mai Fair and handsome lagaata tha,i use to feel,next morning Shreya is also looking at me.Yes,i knew -Fair and Handsome is precious..its godly..its divine.
The search history of my browser changed from-"Java online tutorial" to "How to look handsome in 7 days".
"I know she likes me,par andar se"
"Aaj she shared her lunch with me,she likes me?"
"Bhai teko kya lagta hai,she likes me kya"
"5 tubes of Fair and Handsome"
"5 sets of new clothes"
"Ye wale hair gel se baal mast set ho jaata hai"
"Internal exams over"
I failed in 3 subjects.
"Its just an internal.And now there is a new product i have to buy,"Fair and Handsome++"-brings the macho out of you."
A beautiful evening in college and i was walking in the park, and then,
Beautiful Shreya was kissing Handsome Ritvik.
Well....thats the end.stop imagining me in the situation and the story afterwards :p
Its been 7 years now.Any regrets???
NO.NO REGRETS!
And yes,i still use Fair and Handsome.
